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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. :))))

تا حد خیلی زیاد روی اعصابه

وقتی میخواییم بگیم وجود یه نفر خیلی آزار دهنده هست. یعنی تا حد خیلی زیاد روی اعصابه
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be a pain in the neck

مثال:
Masoud is a real pain in the neck

 
البته این اصطلاح یک معادل بی ادبانه هم داره. 

 be a pain in the ass

 
البته مسعود دیگه در حد این دومی روی اعصاب نیستا!

حرف تو دهن کسی گذاشتن

اگر گفتین "حرف تو دهن کسی گذاشتن" چی میشه؟؟

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put words into sb’s mouth
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Please don't put words into my mouth!
لطفا حرف تو دهن من نزار!
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put words into sb’s mouth = to tell someone what you think they are trying to say, in a way that annoys them.